I think I died a long time ago.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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