Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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