Got a toothbrush?
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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