Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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