Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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