what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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