It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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