...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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