Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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