For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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