did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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