After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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