How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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