So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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