on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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