im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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