Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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