Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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