Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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