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someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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