Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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