they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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