This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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