If that was your dad, he is hot
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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