My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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