Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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