Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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