Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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