Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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