its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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