I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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