So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love having hate sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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