Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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