there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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