love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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