whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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