im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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