There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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