they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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