mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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