She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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