we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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