Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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