why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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