Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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