shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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