Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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