is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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