if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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