took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think my vagina is haunted
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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